your mom saw this mirrored corridor, marveled at it’s construction and thought about building a facsimile in a portion of her palatial estate.

then she p-pop’d it on a handstand.

your mom wasn’t sure if the tattoos, shaved head or latex boy shorts were enough to get his attention, so she decided to turn the game on it’s head. (nyc)

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Submission. (sorry, tumblr ate your name hit me up and i’ll give credit where it’s due.)

your dad is embarrassing the ancestors. (nyc)

your mom looks pretty hot and tempting in this photo. unfortunately, she looks like she’s tempting fate and gravity. (nyc)

your mom may not be big on modesty, but, she at least had the decency to hide her face so your teachers wouldn’t recognize her in this pic. all of them except for mr. finkelbaum, who’s been dying to get a clearer look at that tattoo for years.